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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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swan2swan:

douxmaradoux:

I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 

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la-belle-damn-sans-merci:

  • in the middle of a scene piper kerman descends from the ceiling on a zipwire wearing an array of sequined garments
  • she is carrying two machine guns and when she fires them they shoot out fireworks in the colours of the bi pride flag
  • she screams loudly ‘BISEXUALS EXIST’ before blackflipping over pornstache’s head and out of the nearest window
  • larry’s character is replaced by the chicken from season one incorporated seamlessly into his role with no explanation

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orcasoup:

bumbleshark:

did you know that the cast and crew of the movie Jaws became horrified at the results of their movie? fucking horrified at the mass hysteria they had caused

not only that, peter benchley regretted writing the original novel right up until his death, and spent his final years trying to raise awareness and reverse the impact jaws had on people’s perception of sharks, which his wife continues today

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doctorwholmes:

"In a world where love is forbidden" - the giver trailer

THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE GIVER

WHY ARE YOU CHANGING MY FAVORITE BOOK TO FIT YOUR ROMANCE-OBSESSED HOLLYWOOD MINDS

THIS MOVIE IS JUST A FUCKING TRAINWRECK 

  • why is jonas 18 the point of him being 12 is that he goes through puberty and gets stirrings
  • WHY IS FIONA A FUCKING LOVE INTEREST NOW
  • WHY IS THERE A FUCKING LOVE INTEREST
  • THIS BOOK IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT A SOCIETY WHERE EVERYTHING IS REGULATED AND UNDANGEROUS AND BORING AND HOW THAT IS WHY THEY HAVE TO CHANGE IT
  • NOT ABOUT A FUCKING LOVE STORY

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nystic:

this is important please spread

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

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americachavez:

captain america: the winter soldier wasn’t a black widow film but it was absolutely the perfect set up for a black widow film fuck this “we’re jamming her backstory into a team movie that already is introducing a million new characters” bullshit cap 2 should have been the launching point for natasha’s own movie WHAT KIND OF WORLD ARE WE LIVING IN WHERE THIS IS NOT APPARENT TO LITERALLY EVERYONE 

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